Feeling Scammed

My wife went and picked up my test results today. The important numbers all went down. Not by much, but down none the less. At least I now have reproducible results for whatever thats worth.

I guess the months of nasty vitamins are over. Now that I have chemical goodness flowing through my body I should be at the peak of reaping the benefit from them. Everything went down. I am really disapointed and I feel like I have been ripped off.

Its my test, I want the results

Had the pleasure of producing another sample for analysis today. Never thought I would be doing this in a small restroom adjacent to a waiting room. They are very professional about the whole thing, but it is a very cold and uncomfortable environment.

I want to be able to get the results myself and I would like my wife to be able to get them as well. I don't understand why that is so complicated. I need to sign a release today so that I can get my own results later. I guess I am grateful that they are trying to protect my privacy, but do they need to protect me from myself?